Please Don’t Litter-al

“Get your head out of the clouds.”

“It’s not cloudy today.”

 

“Get your mind out of the gutter.”

“My gut won’t even fit in the gutter.”

 

“Use your common sense.”

“Which sense is the common one?”

 

“Don’t just stand there, do something.”

“Okay, I shall sit down.”

 

“Come to a complete stop.”

“What other kind of stop is there?”

This constitutes my warm up writing for the day. Happy Saturday!

Do you have and other literal word play phrases?

 

Comments

  1. Well said! You make me smile; thanks for doing that!

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